Ubuntu Sucks

I’ve been using Ubuntu Linux for close to 4 months now and, I’ve got to tell ya, it’s not something I want to use full time anymore.

While it was great in the start, the honeymoon has ended and I’m seeing more limitations than benefits with the human-friendly flavour of *nix. I’ve compiled a list of 8 things that aggravate me the most, not all of which are the fault of the Ubuntu team.

8. The Constant Updates
Enough, already! Don’t tell me every single day that updates exist. I don’t want to update every 24-hours, nor should people find this constant release cycle tolerable. I’ll admit that it’s great that so many people are working hard to make Ubuntu better, but if people bitch and moan about a regular Windows update every Tuesday, then a daily update cycle should be tolerated even less.

Sure, Windows updates are just for Windows itself, while the Ubuntu updates are for every application you might have installed, but it should still be staggered a little better. Heck, a staggered release would probably afford the testers more time to bug hunt.

On that note, before you tell me to change the update schedule to something longer, it’s not just the frequency of the updates, but the amount of updates. I can appreciate the amount of time and effort that the developers put into their work, but seeing so many itty-bitty updates here and there just screams “work in progress”. If Ubuntu wants to be taken seriously as a contending OS, they should at least try to tone down the appearance of WIP-development.

7. The Shoddy Multi-Display Support
If I want to connect my notebook to the TV via the 15-pin D-Sub connection and watch a movie, I need to boot Windows or live with a fixed 4:3 aspect ratio with low quality. I’ve followed every instruction on the Ubuntu Forums regarding modification of the display driver’s resolutions, but I still can’t get the darned display to look right. On top of that, adding a display is hardly one of those Plug-and-Play situations like you’d have with Windows. I’m always forced to restart just to get the 2nd monitor displaying properly.

6. Poor Wireless Network Utilities, Ugly Interfaces
Yes, there are some decent 3rd-Party network utilities for Ubuntu, but when the default Windows wireless network screens look better, you know you’re going to run into trouble with the non-savvy crowd. I wanted to have my entire family switch to Ubuntu because of the “ease of use” and security it offered. But with such confusing screens such as the network connection drop-down, my in-laws will not be able to make heads or tails of the default screens unless I’m there to do it for them.

5. Poor Application Designs
Is it just me, or is every application for Ubuntu ugly as sin? This was supposed to be the human-friendly OS that I could sell to my in-laws to get them to switch from Windows rather than complain about viruses, missing files, and slow start times. On top of that, it would have afforded me the ability to repair any one of their problems remotely, even when they can’t log in to the system. Instead, they’re seeing the poorly crafted screens on graphics packages, video editing packages, word processing and spreadsheet files, as well as personal finance apps. I didn’t even want to show them how ugly some of the utility programs were after seeing their less-than-impressed expressions for their “full time” apps.

4. Inaccurate Battery Readings
While I’ve been impressed with the ability to squeeze a full two hours out of my 5 year old battery, I’m still not impressed with the poor battery life meter. It’s consistently wrong and should be revamped to take into account past run-down cycles. In my less-than-professional opinion, this is the only way to get around the problem of differing battery configurations and life expectancies.

3. 120+ Second Startup Cycle
The first month of using Ubuntu saw my system boot up and be ready for use in less than 30 seconds. Now it’s over 60 seconds before my background appears, and a full 60 seconds afterwards before the first applications can be opened. Aside from the occasional update, I’ve installed no software and haven’t messed with the configurations in over two months. What the heck is causing this slowdown? The repository checks? Some background fsck? Either way, it’s not cool when Windows Vista can boot faster on a notebook than Linux.

2. No Major Applications
While not a fault of the Ubuntu team, there are absolutely no professional applications available to help ease the transition from Windows to Ubuntu. Adobe Photoshop and Premier, Quicken, ActiveSync and a plethora of smaller applications will not be ported to *nix anytime soon, leaving us to use the ugly apps I had briefly mentioned earlier. If I could get my hands on some Linux-flavoured major apps, then it would be much easier to get others on board with an OS switch. Instead, I’m left fighting with Wine on any system that happens to need something only found on Windows, anfor the masses, or d no two PCs are the same. On top of this, the crap I need to do just to get the major applications working not only voids any warranty that I might have had when buying the software, but makes the program less reliable.

And the number 1 reason Ubuntu aggravates me …

1. The 3-Month Slow Down Is Not Going Away
When I press Alt+Tab, I expect instant results. Not a 2 second delay. When I’m scrolling through HTML-heavy emails, regardless of whether HTML should be used in email or not, I don’t tolerate display lag. When I click the button to launch the Opera or FireFox browsers, I don’t like waiting 15+ seconds. When I’m loading Evolution mail, why am I waiting 30 seconds? All of these things took less than an instant when I first started using the programs back in October. There is no excuse for such a blatant decrease in performance and quality.

If I wanted this kind of disappointment while working at home, I’d use WindowsME.

So there’s my list. Flame away if you must. But with all these problems standing in my way, and with my need to get some .NET and SQL programming done in the next few weeks, it looks like I’ll be ditching Ubuntu and going back to Windows XP. I may not be a fan of Microsoft’s recent practices, but at least I know what the heck to expect after using the system for any amount of time. That, and there’s much less resistance from the locals to use it, regardless of the interface language.

It’s a shame, too. I had such high hopes for the penguin.