July 14th, 2007Gary Coleman Promotes 99.25% APR
For the last few years, credit has been pretty cheap. Most people can get that home improvement loan for well under ten percent, or the half-million dollar mortgage for a few points above prime. However, for those that are looking for a few more numbers in their loan agreements, Gary Coleman promotes an option.
Apparently, cashcall.com is offering loans from $1000 to $5000 with an interest rate of 99.25%, and Gary Coleman is their spokesperson.
Yes … 99.25% Oddly enough, I think it’s cheaper to borrow money from loan sharks and mobsters. I’m sure the local pimp would even hook you up with a little cash for less.
The scariest loan I’ve ever taken out was for 17.25%, and that was for a notebook computer back in 1999 when I was just establishing my credit. After paying off the computer in 12 months, the total amount charged in interest and finance fees came out to just over $700. At that point I vowed never to pay such a stupid amount of money on a $3000 loan ever again.
Personally, if I was desperate enough for money to warrant a 99.25% interest rate, I’d rather write the letters I-O-U on a napkin and deposit it into my bank’s ATM as though it was a real cheque. I could do this and then draw $5000 (in 20’s, of course) faster than I could ever apply for a loan. I bet the bank would even be nicer about the repayment schedule, too. They’d only demand blood ![]()
Have you seen other loan companies offer something this ridiculous? Have you ever heard of people being desperate enough to use them?













































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